You’re just a search engine.

Before i proceed to my main post:

*Danusha~is feelin inspired~* says:

errrr….k nvm then … haha

17:29:27*Danusha~is feelin inspired~* says:

… i see your will power is back

17:29:33*Danusha~is feelin inspired~* says:

i shan’t disturb it then

17:29:37*Danusha~is feelin inspired~* says:

17:29:37*Danusha~is feelin inspired~* says:

ttyl

17:29:38*Danusha~is feelin inspired~* says:

BBye

17:29:48I say:

lol

17:29:54I say:

u can still disturb me

17:30:07I say:

it’s hasnt come back.. it’s just comING back

17:30:24*Danusha~is feelin inspired~* says:

hahaha

17:30:40*Danusha~is feelin inspired~* says:

hmm.. is tht a long process?

17:30:45I say:

a bit

17:31:02I say:

like… u wanna shit but you’re constipated so shitting takes a longer time

17:31:08*Danusha~is feelin inspired~* says:

o.o

17:31:25*Danusha~is feelin inspired~* says:

i can’t believe u just compared will power to shit

OK!

WordPress is so cool.

Okay let me be more specific. Blog Stats is so cool.

I just had the ultimate eye-popping, heart-pounding and gut-wrenching feeling this morning when I happened to drop by on the Blog stats on my dashboard. There’s this something called Search Engine Terms, which shows you the terms people use to find a blog containing relevant information about those certain terms that they have gooooooooooooooooooooogled online.

My initial reaction was “Ok,” yuki no hana, nice song indeed, Mika Nakashima’s cool”

and then “Ooh, my school, someone’s interested”

and then O.o – “%$&*@#! inside school ?!?!”

Those links on the screenshot have nothing to do with the search engine. haha. WordPress classifies them under “Clicks”.

Anyway, I was dumbfounded and flabbergasted, and almost instantaneously I prompted my brain to remember if I posted any pornographic material on my blog. Well, of course I knew I never did such a thing (I never had such materials in the first place), but I wanted to make sure there were no existing hyperlinks in my entries which have expired and mutated into something else. That happened to my old old blog before and people came hovering over MSN telling me “Hey your blog’s got porn in it! ha ha ha!”. So I browsed through hundreds of my old posts, and to my relief, there wasn’t any. After giving it much thought, i finally figured it out: I posted a blog entry a few days ago with a slightly vulgar title and most probably, due to Google’s inhuman essentiality and incapacitated nature to discern between what’s porn and what’s not porn, those search engines have been deluded to include my web link to that unfathomable pool of indiscreet materials.

After a while, I found myself laughing. He/she must be really bored in school.