Urbandictionary really hates me.

Got it from Matthew Yee’s bloggie!

Instructions:

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, and
write the FIRST definition it gives you. You’re going to find some pretty funny results. Try not to take offense to some of them! Then tag 20 people!

Nope, I’m not tagging anyone.

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1. your first name: Rowland

A disgusting and vile creature. Rowlands tend to be diminutive, but with a gigantic wenis. Stay away from these foul monsters.

WTF Somebody who wrote this must absolutely hate me, he pukes to death when he sees me around. LOL. (wenis refers to the skin on your elbow)

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2. your last name: Imperial

the source of evil in the Star Wars universe, usually involving members of the fallen Sith Empire, trying to resurrect it. In the latter movies, the Empire is reborn by Palpatine and Vader.

Am I really EVIL?!!

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3. your birth month: September

A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls to wear tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

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4. your age: 18

The age where an American can:

1. Legally buy pornography

2. Legally buy cigarettes

3. Legally gamble in Indian casinos

4. Legally be considered an adult

5. Be tried as an adult in the court of law

6. Be drafted in a war they don’t believe in

…but still cannot buy alcohol

WHEW! GOOD THING I’M NOT AMERICAN.

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5. your favourite animal: platypus

the living embodiment of God’s sense of humor. It’s a duck/beaver/reptile. It’s a mammal but lays eggs; I can’t possibly imagine what its milk must taste like. It builds dams like a beaver and males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs/webbed feet.

LOL!

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6. your current location: dining room

A room in which the twentieth-century family sits down to have a nice meal together, usually dinner or supper for you southerners. Commonly, nowadays, the dining room consists of computers, toys, boxes, last year’s Christmas fruit cake, and maybe even a book case.

How true!

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7. your favourite number: 18

Same definition as above. Boring.

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8. your favourite movie: The Dark Knight

(I had to cheat here. This is definition no.2)

The best fucking film i have ever fucking seen, its so fucking good i have to justify it by swearing so fucking much when im not even fucking defining a fucking swear word, i saw this film last night and it was

absa-fuckin-lutely

the best film ever made by anyone in the history of the fuckin world, heath ledger rules over every scene that would have otherwise been dominated by christian bale, holy crap some of the scenes were so fuckin exciting i almost pissed my pants. 2 fuckin billion out of 10

LOL!!!!

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9. an object closest to you: cellphone

That thing ASSHOLES talk into as they drive or walk around feeling important.

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10. the last person you talked to: Eskor

1.) A fellow of West African descent.

2.) A Nigerian guy who is white.

3.) to keep one waiting longer than usual when invited to go out.

4.) A very extremely slow moving patient person.

5.) Black but sort of white.

6.) Smokes a lot of herb.

7.) Some good ass piff.

OMG this is a classic!!!!! NYAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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11. your nickname: Anju

a funny person, who is sometimes stupid, but can be smart at times. She is affectionate and mean. And she looooves BOYS!

WTF!!!!!!!! O.O

Firstly, I’m funny. Secondly, I can be stupid sometimes. Thirdly, I’m not smart. Fourthly, I don’t know if I’m affectionate, but I’m not mean. Lastly, I’m not a girl and I don’t love boys… except for Nalaka. HAHAHAHA!