Au revoir, sucker.

I don’t like reading your blog. You know why? I don’t know. Haha.

ANYWAY!

This diagram was painstakingly ripped from my Economics Extended Essay. Cool right! I changed the colours so it would look horrendously gay here. Guess what. This was the only part of my essay where my supervisor wrote down V.G. You know what V.G. means?

LOL. He was so impressed by it the rest of my essay looked like undigested matter.

If you are smart enough, you would have actually taken the time to read the EE guidelines, and you would have realized by then that you only need 40 hours worth of work (that means research + meetings with your supervisor + write-up + changes to whatever crap you’ve written) to finish up this retarded but fun, exhilarating, excruciating, and exciting 4000-word assignment. 

Well, I was smart enough to refer to the guidelines before, during, and after doing this task but I’m not smart enough to finish it in 40 hours’ time. Even the god of IB, Quang, needs more than 40 hours to do everything.

Upon finishing my 30th draft (I counted the number of different versions of my EE saved in my computer) I have finally come to the conclusion that this draft is finally THE DRAFT that I was looking for. But then again, nothing is perfect; a three thousand nine hundred thirty-five essay may contain a gazillion number of stupefyingly stupendous errors in it, but who cares.

I’m satisfied.

23 pages of blood, sweat, tears, and printer ink.

Doing this EE, I must say, has been an eye-opener for me. I never realized how a simple thing that we constantly encounter in life can contain so much that 4000 words is not even enough to fully grasp its quintessence. Know what it is?

Chicken.

I’m doing an EE on chickens.

How cool is that.

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Say

bye bye

to your

Extended Essays!

Iron nails, ferroxyl indicator, sulphuric acid, colorimeter, data logger, pipettes, the spherical rubber that sucks and blows pipettes, test-tubes, and three hours worth of patience

There’s one thing about Chemistry and I. We don’t have any chemistry at all.

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OH yeah!! I almost forgot. I specially bothered to update this post just to say that

first draft Extended Essays

have been submitted!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

I submitted 25 pages of economic crap to my supervisor yesterday

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

ANYWAY!

More things to do and to prepare for:

CHEMISTRY IA  write-up

(due on Monday!! >.<)

ECONOMICS IA commentary

AND THE DREADFUL

ENGLISH IOC.

welcome to IB, Rowland!